A FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY

  I know God is giggling!
  A Florida Court Sets Atheist Holy Day!   
 Gotta love this Judge!   
   
       You must read this...... A proper decision by the courts... for a change. 
       
  In Florida, an atheist created a case against Easter and Passover Holy days.  He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Jews andobservances of their holy days.  The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days.
 The case was brought before a judge.  After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring, "Case dismissed!"

The lawyer immediately stood and objecting to the ruling saying,
"Your honor, How can you possibly dismiss this case?  The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays..." 
 The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your client, counselor, is woefully ignorant." 
The lawyer said," Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists." 
The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fool's Day. Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.'  Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that, if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day.

Court is adjourned..."
You gotta love a Judge that knows his scripture!

At the root of every gray hair, there is a dead brain cell.

 

 

Someone had to remind me, So I'm reminding you, too. Don't laugh.... It is all true!


Perks of reaching 50 Or being over 60 And heading towards 70 or beyond! 

1. Kidnappers are not very Interested in you.

2. In a hostage situation,
You are likely to be released first. 

3. No one expects you to run -- 
Anywhere.

4. People call at 9 PM (or 9 AM) and ask, 'Did I wake you?'


5. People no longer view you as a Hypochondriac.

6. There is nothing left To learn the hard way.


7. Things you buy now Won't wear out.

8. You can eat Supper at 4 PM.


9.. You can live without sex But not your glasses.

10. You get into heated arguments About pension plans.


11. You no longer think of speed limits As a challenge.

12. You quit trying to hold
Your stomach in no matter who walks Into the room. 

13. You sing along With elevator music.

14. Your eyes won't get Much worse.


15. Your investment in health insurance Is finally beginning to pay off. 

16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists Than the national weather service.


17. Your secrets are safe with your friends Because they can't remember them either.
18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to A manageable size.


19. You can't remember Who sent you this list. 

And you notice these are all In big print For your convenience. 

Forward this to everyone You can remember Right now!
AND THE MOST IMPORTANT THING:

Never, NEVER,NEVER , Under any circumstances, Take a sleeping pill, and a laxative on The same night! 

 

"Good friends are like stars...You don't always see them, but you know they are always there."

This song made my day.

 

 

BE SURE TO CLICK ON THE LINK BELOW ...... IT WILL MAKE YOUR DAY .

 

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God Bless all of us old codgers.

 

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Mini Train GERMANY

This is REALLY GOOD. 
 

 

https://www.youtube.com/embed/ACkmg3Y64_s?rel=0

THE BANANAS with dark patches

THE BANANAS with dark patches on yellow skin - Anti Deadly Cancer ! 

I Never knew this!   BANANAS with dark patches on yellow skin   The fully ripe banana produces a substance called TNF which has the ability to combat abnormal cells. So don't be surprised very soon the shop will go out of stock for bananas. As the banana ripens, it develops dark spots or patches on the skin. The more dark patches it has, the higher will be its' immunity enhancement quality . Hence the Japanese love bananas for a good reason. According to a Japanese scientific research, banana contains TNF which has anti-cancer properties.   The degree of anti-cancer effect corresponds to the degree of ripeness of the fruit, i.e., the riper the banana, the better the anti-cancer quality.   In an animal experiment carried out by a professor in Tokyo U comparing the various health benefits of different fruits, using banana, grape, apple, water melon, pineapple, pear and persimmon, it was found that banana gave the best results. It increased the number of white blood cells, enhanced the immunity of the body and produced anti-cancer substance TNF. The recommendation is to eat 1 to 2 banana a day to increase your body immunity to diseases like cold, flu and others.    According to the Japanese professor, yellow skin bananas with dark spots on it are 8 times more effective in enhancing the property of white blood cells than the green skin version. Note from *elb*--bananas also a good source of potassium good for high blood pressure problems

Keep a bag of flour in your fridge

Some time ago I was cooking some corn and stuck my fork in the boiling water to see if the corn was ready. I missed and my hand went into the boiling water....A friend of mine, who was a Vietnam vet, came into
the house, just as I was screaming, and asked me if I had some plain old flour... I pulled out a bag and he stuck my hand in it. He told me to keep my hand in the flour for 10 minutes which I did. He said that in Vietnam, there was a guy on fire and in their panic, they threw a bag of flour all over him to put the fire out...Well, it not only put the fire out, but he never even had a blister!!!!

... Long story short, I put my hand in the bag of flour for 10 mins, pulled it out and did not even have a red mark or a blister and absolutely NO PAIN. Now, I keep a bag of flour in the fridge and every time I burn myself. *Cold flour feels even better than room temperature flour.
I use the flour and have never ONCE had I ever had even a red
spot/burn mark, or a blister! I even burnt my tongue once, put the flour on it for about 10 minutes .... the pain was gone and no burn.

Try it . . . Experience a miracle! Keep a bag of flour in your fridge and you will be happy you did!
BTW, don't run your burn area under cold water first, just put it directly into the flour for 10 minutes.

"The Size Of Your Heart"

It isn't the size of your house as such,
That matters so much at all;
It's the gentle hand and it's loving touch,
That make it great or small.

The friends who come and the hour they go,
Who out of your house depart;
Will judge it not by the style you show,
But rather -- by the size of your heart.

It isn't the size of your head so much,
It isn't the wealth you found;
What will make you happy is how you touch,
The other lives that are all around.

For making money is not hard,
To live life well is an art:
How people love you and how they regard,
Is all in the size of your heart.