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Only in This Stupid World
......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the Store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
.....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
.....do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters..
......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put
Our useless junk in the garage.
Packages of eight..
...
Why the sun lightens
Our hair, but darkens our skin?
Headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
'abbreviated' such a long word?
Doctors call what they do 'practice'?
With artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Invests all your money called a broker?
Day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Mouse-flavored cat food?
Swat those two mosquitoes?
Needle for lethal injections?
Indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Shrink when it rains?
Apartments when they are all stuck together?
Pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
