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Sunday, December 25, 2011

Man O Man !

Man O Man ! 

When he is without money, he eats vegetables at home; 
When he has money, he eats vegetables in a fine restaurant.
 

 
            When he is without money, he rides bicycle to work; 
When he has money, he rides bicycle to exercise.
 

When he is without money, he walks to eat food; 
When he has money, he walks to burn food
 

 
        When he is without money, he wishes to get married; 
When he has money, he wishes to get divorced.
 

 
When he is without money, his wife becomes secretary; 
When he has money, his secretary becomes wife.
 

 
When he is without money, he acts like a rich man; 
When he has money, he acts like a pauper.
 
       

 
He says share market is bad but he keeps on speculating; 
He says money is evil but he keeps on craving for it.
 

 
He says high positions are lonely but he keeps on struggling for it; 
He says gambling & drinking is bad but he keeps on indulging in it.
 

Man O Man

He never means what he says and never says what he means !
He simply can’t tell a simple truth !!!
 
 
 

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