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GUIDE TO A BETTER LIFE
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Wednesday, June 29, 2011
Ultimate truth
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| Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock. To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy. The road to success??.. Is always under construction. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk. In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it. All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive,fattening or married to someone else. |
Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.
If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.
Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.
As soon as you mention something : if it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens.
He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.
If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still late.
Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
If you have paper, you don't have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don't have paper?? if you have both, no one calls.
Especially forStudents----
If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.
You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
After a long wait for bus, twobuses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be more crowded than the other.
If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.
Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker
Wednesday, June 8, 2011
Comments made in the year 1955!
Comments made in the year 1955!
'I'll tell you one thing, if things
keep going the way they are,
it's going to be impossible to
buy a week's groceries for $10.00. '
'I'll tell you one thing, if things
keep going the way they are,
it's going to be impossible to
buy a week's groceries for $10.00. '
'Have you seen the new cars
coming out next year? It won't
be long before $1, 000.00 will
only buy a used one.'
coming out next year? It won't
be long before $1, 000.00 will
only buy a used one.'
'If cigarettes keep going up in
price, I'm going to quit; 20 cents
a pack is ridiculous. '
price, I'm going to quit; 20 cents
a pack is ridiculous. '
'Did you hear the post office is
thinking about charging 7 cents
just to mail a letter.'
thinking about charging 7 cents
just to mail a letter.'
'If they raise the minimum wage
to $1.00, nobody will be able to
hire outside help at the store.'
to $1.00, nobody will be able to
hire outside help at the store.'
'When I first started driving, who
would have thought gas would
someday cost 25 cents a gallon.
Guess we'd be better off leaving
the car in the garage.'
would have thought gas would
someday cost 25 cents a gallon.
Guess we'd be better off leaving
the car in the garage.'
'I'm afraid to send my kids to the
movies any more. Ever since they
let Clark Gable get by with saying
DAMN in 'GONE WITH THE WIND',
it seems every new movie has
either HELL or DAMN in it.'
movies any more. Ever since they
let Clark Gable get by with saying
DAMN in 'GONE WITH THE WIND',
it seems every new movie has
either HELL or DAMN in it.'
'I read the other day where some
scientist thinks it's possible to put
a man on the moon by the end of
the century. They even have some
fellows they call astronauts
preparing for it down in Texas .'
scientist thinks it's possible to put
a man on the moon by the end of
the century. They even have some
fellows they call astronauts
preparing for it down in Texas .'
'Did you see where some baseball
player just signed a contract for
$50,000 a year just to play ball?
It wouldn't surprise me if someday
they'll be making more than the
President. '
player just signed a contract for
$50,000 a year just to play ball?
It wouldn't surprise me if someday
they'll be making more than the
President. '
'I never thought I'd see the day
all our kitchen appliances would
be electric. They are even making
electric typewriters now. '
all our kitchen appliances would
be electric. They are even making
electric typewriters now. '
'It's too bad things are so tough
nowadays. I see where a few
married women are having to
work to make ends meet. '
nowadays. I see where a few
married women are having to
work to make ends meet. '
'It won't be long before young
couples are going to have to hire
someone to watch their kids so
they can both work.'
couples are going to have to hire
someone to watch their kids so
they can both work.'
'I'm afraid the Volkswagen car
is going to open the door to a
whole lot of foreign business.'
is going to open the door to a
whole lot of foreign business.'
'Thank goodness I won't live to
see the day when the Government
takes half our income in taxes. I
sometimes wonder if we are
electing the best people to
government.'
see the day when the Government
takes half our income in taxes. I
sometimes wonder if we are
electing the best people to
government.'
'The drive-in restaurant is
convenient in nice weather,
but I seriously doubt they
will ever catch on.'
convenient in nice weather,
but I seriously doubt they
will ever catch on.'
'There is no sense going on short
trips anymore for a weekend. It
costs nearly $2.00 a night to stay
in a hotel.'
trips anymore for a weekend. It
costs nearly $2.00 a night to stay
in a hotel.'
'No one can afford to be sick
anymore. At $15.00 a day in
the hospital, it's too rich for
my blood.'
anymore. At $15.00 a day in
the hospital, it's too rich for
my blood.'
'If they think I'll pay 30 cents
for a haircut, forget it.'
for a haircut, forget it.'
Know any friends
who would get a
kick out of these,
pass this on!
Be sure and send it
to your kids and grandkids, too!
to your kids and grandkids, too!
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